I am alone in my clinic waiting for my first patient of the day. I usually work evenings, since most of my clientele must work during the days. In the morning i am free to run errands and pick up clinic supplies, fleets enemas, syringes or tubing, clamps, bulbs, butt plugs, oil enema kits, rectal thermometers, whatever we are running low on. Today i noted that my blood pressure apparatus wasn't working right, so I got a new one at Bischoff Medical Supply on Bascom Avenue. I scurry as I notice my office hours of one o'clock to 8 pm are drawing near.
I found it was very convenient to have my clinic in a little 3 room suite of offices near the Santa Clara Valley Medical center. Many of my patients need pre exam or pre surgical enemas, and its so much more pleasant to have it taken care of in my warm inviting office than in the cold confines of a strict hospital setting, where the nurses are often terse, tense and in a hurry due to a perpetual shortage in nursing staff. Many of my Darlings are totally new to the experience and are afraid or embarrassed. Some are very distressed. My specialty is putting them at ease. Getting them to relax and take all their enema, even teaching them to enjoy and look forward to an enema. Seeing it as a normal, natural, healthy part of living. Many of them come back long after the medical procedure at the hospital for regular weekly enemas. The doctors tell me I do a wonderful job of preparing their patients.
I can also do gravity colonics, without the aid of an expensive $10,000 dollar machine. Although most insurance's don't pay, I am a trained RN with a legitimate business license. Im very good at what I do. My patients don't care and persist in seeing me and referring their friends for enema care and anal therapy. Most sessions last thirty minutes to an hour. Forty five minutes longer---if they get a full massage along with it.
At times, a persons bowels and rectum are stiff and they need a long anal massage. I use a gloved hand with baby oil and give them a ream of the anal rim, I slowly insert the finger little by little, twisting and jiggling as I go, stretching the rectum from side to side till they open up and allow me inside, I go as deep as possible and assume a slow steady rhythm. I unclench the poor souls frightened bum hole. This is used often on people with irritable bowel syndrome, where there is constant diarrhea alternating with constipation. These patients receive only clear salted water. NO SOAP. Rarely, I give valium by injection. This is reserved for mandatory enema patients, or people in pain.
I adore initiating these lost souls into a new health care experience, for some a new phase of declining health, they need tender care and consideration. They gain a new friend and something they can have whenever they need it. I think of them as friends.
I've been a nurse for 21 years. I decided to strike out on my own when hospitals and clinic work became overwhelming. I'm very good at what I do.
I also do massages. Some times I will do a short 15 minute pre-enema massage on a greenhorn to settle him/her down for their enema. Mandatory enema patients are usually rebellious and angry with the doctor for ordering this enema, and paranoid too---so I always get their full consent and trust first. By the time they are finished with their treatments, their soft eyes look up at me as a baby looks into its mothers eyes and connects, somewhat glazed and in another world. He/she will take a deep breath, release it, slowly and dispense an innocent moan of pleasure, relaxation, and release of tension. Occasionally someone will cum during the procedure. This represents complete relief in the bowels, genitals, body, mind and soul. Enema is the oldest nursing cure for stomach ache and headache.
Then I have patients who seem to come in just for the sheer pleasure of the enema, the comfort of being cared for, and the relaxation of nurse-patient intimacy. It reinforces ones sense of security and peace of mind to be tended to by another.
I usually start out by having them strip and lie on a massage bed while I write up their chart at my desk. The bed which is made up with beautiful blue sheet blankets, fluffy, warm, and sweetly scented. I light an aroma therapy candle in vanilla, orange, or musk. I turn up the heat on the gas fireplace to keep them cozy. I use a pillow they choose, or bring from home for their head. Dimming the lights, I move them to different positions as I massage them. I start on their back with long deep strokes and play music, radio, or TV as they they wish. Then I knead the neck, shoulders, and biceps. I use vibration on the small of the back. Then I expose the legs and take long strokes on the thighs and calves. I give a deep deep massage to the buttocks to relax leg and anal muscles, pushing down with the heel of my hand-- moving in slow circles . I do reflexology on the feet. Rolling them over from their stomach to their back, my thermal vibrator gently goes over palms and forearms. People with arthritis, carpal tunnel, or tennis elbow love that. I run the warm vibrating instrument over their neck, and lymph glands, face, lips, forehead, and their scalp. It takes 15 minutes for this enema prep massage. During the long version they sometimes fall asleep so I allow them to nap. I cover them with another blanket to avoid chill. When they wake, I turn them on their side with legs drawn up towards the chest. As they sleep I check their vital signs starting with rectal temperature. I lubricate the bulb of the thermometer with gooey KY and insert carefully with gentle pressure, while prying the buttocks apart skillfully. It usually goes in without episode, unless they stiffen up, its rare that this happens after I've given the massage and a glass of wine. Occasionally my patient is a child and they are usually severely humiliated by any medical intrusion of the rectum. I hate to call in my assistant to restrain them as this usually brings hair-raising screams. In this case I may rub the dark anal ring or insert that finger to relax, then the instrument pops right in. I rub the patients back to keep them calm and relaxed. I read the temperature and record it and the blood pressure.
Keeping them in this position, I pull the metal stand over on which hangs the hot enema solution. I tell them "Its enema time" and not to be alarmed when the nozzle enters them. Children are especially difficult. But once I get their trust it goes well. You can't have a person going into surgery without a good cleaning out or they can vomit during anesthesia, or get bowel blockages after. Both life threatening situations.
I turn up the heat on the gas fireplace to warm the room before I expose their buttocks, the patient has sleepy eyes. I touch the anus with the nozzle and tell them to take deep breaths and let it out slowly as i enter them anally. Sometimes it seems like liquid sodomy. I wonder if some of my adults feel as if Im sodomizing them. But then I've always been a very anal type personality. Then I pop the nozzle in and open the clamp allowing the water to enter slowly, till they complain, and then I roll them onto their back elevating their behind with a hard cushion. This makes the water flow in and up to the transverse colon. I massage the tummy. I caress their forehead, an arm, hold a hand.
In a child, an enema bulb is often better as there is less volume and discomfort. Some adults prefer a bulb enema. For some it is too stimulating to get that spurt after spurt up the ass. It is important to get a good return, or a second enema must be given with a glycerin suppository I must push as far up the rectum as possible. Usually a man or a little boy will get a hard erection at this point. The little boy doesn't worry. But most men are embarrassed, so i tell them in my low hypnotic voice, "Its ok, don't worry, just close your eyes and float, relax, you're ok... you're all right... its all right to enjoy this enema...enjoy it... feel how wonderful and warm it is up inside your bottom so high, making you feel so good...relax......just relax."
Some prefer to use a bedpan for fear they cant make it to the bathroom. From the rest I slowly remove the tube and press a towel to the anus as I walk them to the toilet. Others need a butt plug, so I choose a size that will penetrate and seal the opening till they expel. Sometimes I watch. Sometimes I leave them on the table squirming with the butt plug while the enema soaks in.
I open the bathroom window and leave them to expel. Men often use this time alone to masturbate to orgasm, sexual tension is too hard for some to bear. I hear them trying to repress their satisfied groans and screams, and find wet towels on the floor full of cum. My repeat customers mostly have this under control.
They love the warm peach and tan colors in the treatment room. One wall has tiny tiny green and yellow flowers on a tan back ground. The deep pile carpeting comforts their bare feet when they walk to the pastel yellow bathroom to expel. The toilet seat is warm and padded. I have beverages for them, soda, tea, or wine. If they feel dehydrated, there is a water cooler. So its like a little spa----something for everyone of my darling patients. I have snacks if they are hungry, and a special waiting room for patients who are finished but want to rest before they go. I advise they have a car and driver.
Little girls seem to be the most difficult to handle, as they don't derive the sexual pleasure that little boys do so they fight it. They cant accept that they must have this humiliation and tears. That an unknown nurse will see them naked, and be touching them in private places where only mommy has touched them. My senior ladies enjoy it, as they are accustomed to having to give their own enemas at home. Its very difficult as the stiff old back bones don't bend to help them with nozzle insertion and squeezing all the fleets enema liquid into themselves, reaching a hand behind themselves. I see little hidden smiles and smirks of joy on their faces when i enter their rectum with a gloved finger, thermometer, or nozzle. The wicked joy is in their eyes. When I tell them to bear down on a large nozzle for leaky butts so I can put it in more easily, they do so willingly as if it has become a last vestige of sex in their old age. I once had a lady of 77, Martha, thrust backward to meet my finger. I asked her why, and she said, "It felt so good". She is a regular of mine, twice a week. I also give her her douches. Martha is still married but spends more time taking care of her husband than making love to him. He requires enemas almost daily. And I have noticed when I insert the tube, that her vagina lubricates enormously, the vaginal lips swell and twitch open and shut, and she will give a little shudder. It took me awhile to realize that Martha was having anal orgasms on my table, all on her own.
I have other stories of Jonathan, Marilyn, Buck, Muffy, Lenore, Latisha and Tiger. But those are for another day..........